Ted, the head of our maintenance department, went fishing this weekend and brought some of his trophies into work to share. The chef at Harvest, our gourmet rooftop restaurant, stuffed these enormous rainbow and lake trout with lemon and herbs and they were unreal delicious. But nothing is quite as tasty as a one-liner from the gruffest man on the planet.
(Lights up.)
Me: Ted, those fish you caught were pretty impressive!
Ted (gruffly): Yeah, well, everything I do is pretty impressive.
He walks out of the room.
(Lights down.)
AND THAT'S HOW YOU DROP A MIC WITH JUST YOUR PERSONALITY!
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