Tuesday, December 4, 2012

"So I Love this Weather but OMG... is our Planet Dying?!?"

(Start rant.)

Do you really think four warm days in early December are "evidence" of global warming?  Remember last week when it was 30 degrees and your flappy mouth was vomiting up complaints about how fucking cold it was?  Do you realize that we are still 17 days away from the start of fucking winter? Can your dum-dum brain understand that in parts of Russia, it's -60F and their snowmen's balls have turtled back up into their bodies?  Can your pee-pee filled mind comprehend that it's supposed to snow in Chicago next week?

Enjoy the nice fucking weather and stop killing my good-weather-buzz with your downer comment that a handful of nice days come at the price of our planet slowly burning to a crisp.

And if we are strangling the air out of Earth's throat, can you shut your idiot mouth so I can expire in peace?

(End rant.)


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