Mid-Year's Resolutions

"We need to start buying candy." - my roommate, Chris Tawfik

Anne Hathaway Was Great in Lamaze

Christine is looking at my headshot.

Sign up for my pregnancy class! Or learn to sing while dying of tuberculosis!

Chris: You look like you teach a Les Mis... not Les Mis but... what's the word?...

Susie: Sound of Music?

Chris: No... what's that word for when you're pregnant and learning to breathe?

Susie: Lamaze?!?

Chris: Yeah, you look like you teach a lamaze class.

Susie: That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day.

Things We Learn from TV: Jersey Shore Edition

Spoiler Alert! If you haven't watched Jersey Shore: Season 4 (Italy), stop reading!

If you and your boyfriend break up, don't have intercourse with your roommate an hour later. Your boyfriend is going to be really mad at you. Even if you say you don't even remember if it was sex or just finger-banging. 

Bonus lesson: Avoid the break up all together by 1) remembering to wear underwear to the club and 2) not pulling up your skirt while dancing.