Spoiler Alert! If you haven't watched Jersey Shore: Season 4 (Italy), stop reading!
If you and your boyfriend break up, don't have intercourse with your roommate an hour later. Your boyfriend is going to be really mad at you. Even if you say you don't even remember if it was sex or just finger-banging.
Bonus lesson: Avoid the break up all together by 1) remembering to wear underwear to the club and 2) not pulling up your skirt while dancing.
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